That look when you know EXACTLY what you left downstairs last night … but you’re rehearsing how to ask the front desk. 👀😂
Our lost and found has stories. We keep yours to ourselves. 😉. #itsacalientething
Pedro is at work trying to mind her own business—for once—and apparently she has a new admirer.
He’s quite taken with her. She’d quite like him taken away.
Security has been notified. We don’t do creeps around here. Even our bird has boundaries.
#itsacalientething #funatwork #pedroproblems #parrots
It’s another Accidental Swingers + Caliente Fan Page “Unofficial” Weekend at Caliente!
🌈 THURSDAY: A Party to DYE For! Tie-Dye Ladies Night with Piano Bar Live 7–11 PM and DJ Ian 8 PM–1 AM.
🕵️ FRIDAY: Sexy Couples Speed Dating 7–8 PM, followed by The Spy Who Loved Me theme party. Piano Bar Live 6:30–10:30 PM and DJ Ian 8 PM–1 AM.
🇬🇧 SATURDAY: A shagadelic British Invasion! Piano Bar Live 7–11 PM, DJ Ian 8–10 PM and 1–3 AM, with DJ Klutch 10 PM–1 AM.
Hosted by Kimberly & Steve and Myrina & Tristan. Come meet, mingle and maybe more!
#CalienteResorts #AccidentalSwingers #CalienteFanPage #landolakesfl
If you’ve ever wandered downstairs to the Grotto Bar late at night, chances are you’ve met Josh—our resident mixologist. Don’t let that frat boy demeanor fool you…he knows exactly what he’s doing behind the bar. Whether he’s mixing cocktails or stirring up trouble, Josh always serves it with a little extra charm. #itsacalientething #calientelatenights #lifestyleparty
We’re only 41 days away from our BIG Halloween Party on October 31! 🎃 Everyone needs a ticket—so don’t wait to get yours! 🔥 You could win an annual membership for two, so start working on your costumes.
www.halloween.com.
#tampahalloween #costumecontest #calientehalloween
Is Caliente safe for single ladies??? Absolutely. We have a full security team keeping an eye out. We require respectful behavior toward others at all times.
Come have fun, laugh, dance with your friends and make some new ones. There’s no pressure to participate in anything you don’t want to. You can come to our nightclub, enjoy a great night out and never experience any of the spicier sides of Caliente. #itsacalientething #lifestyleclub
💕Tonight, we’re going Back to the ’80s with the Fancy Reagan Band and the Pretty in Pink Party by Freakish! Break out the neon, tease up that hair, and come party like it’s 1985! #tampadatenight #fancyreagan #80snight #prettyinpink #lifestyleparty
After many conversations with Jim from Food & Beverage, Pedro has decided to give the carnivore diet a try. Naturally, she started with Caliente’s prime rib special. Jason was bullied into sharing. 🙄
Jim, we hope you’re proud of yourself.
#calientekitchen #tampa #parrot
Come make new crazy friends at Caliente with Jim and Tina today at the Tiki Bar! Good drinks, great people, and plenty of laughs!🌴🍹#karaoke #clothingoptional #calientefridays
When you finally work up the courage to take it all off at the Caliente pool for the first time…
We’re proud of you. You know we are. 🥹
It’s always a beautiful day in our neighborhood. ☀️
#clothingoptional #lifestyleresort #vacation
It’s Thursday—time to book your spa appointment. You know you deserve it. @calienteretreat #tampamassage #spa #calientevacation
What’s better than good friends? Good friends you can take to Caliente—because not everybody in your world understands, but the right ones just get it. 😉 #itsacalientething






